Author's Note:
I wanted to try a storytelling style to before I finalize my decision on my storybook. This story is based off of Twenty-Two goblins, and it combines two storytelling styles, story from the villain's point of view, and a backstory. Arguably there are two villains in the story, one is a monk, and the other is a goblin who tells 22 different riddles to a King. The king must give the answer if he knows it, otherwise his head will explode.
A Journey through Riddles
All goblins are born with power, and they must work to master it. The mechanics of the power is easy, every time a goblin tells a riddle, the person hearing the riddle has three option: Give an incorrect answer that they believe is correct, give a correct answer that they know is correct, or give a an incorrect answer even though they know the correct one. Each action has a different consequence. If the listener does not know the correct answer, nothing will happen, if the listener gives the correct answer, the goblin will be able to escape. And lastly, if the listener gives the wrong answer when they know the right one, their head will explode into one million pieces.
Our story begins with a young goblin Gob, who was just been sent out into the world. He left the small hold in the ground, and started to journey the world, hunting different riddles that he could use. Gob planned to seek out all different kinds of riddle, easy ones, hard ones, riddles from Japan, South African, Norway, India, and many many more. Many goblins only looked for the easy riddles, because the faster somebody was able to guess the answer to one of the riddles, the faster the goblin would need to go free. Gob was different, and wanted to be prepared for all circumstances.
Gob traveled the world for many years, and found all sorts of riddles on his travels.
Once, he even though riddles inside of a church. He went into the cathedral and witnessed a wedding taking place. The seats were all full, and a man and women clasped hands by the alter. He explored the area, and finally came upon two men gossiping outside the church. "A man married twenty women in his village but isn't charged with polygamy, how is this possible" Asked one. The second puzzled and though over this riddle but would not find the answer. Gob though to himself, why this is easy, I just saw a priest marry one women, how hard could it be to marry twenty happy couples?
Gob stopped in an urban area. The familiar there raised livestock and farmed the land. Gob walked into one of the farm houses and saw a farmer milking a cow. Gob requested a riddle, so the farmer though for a long time. Finally the farmer said, "
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. What am I?" This riddle stumped Gob at first, but then a chicken within the barn squawked and Gob had an idea. It was an egg! A chicken egg!
Finally Gob traveled to India, full of rich culture and beautiful colors. He went to talk to some of the wealthier people of the land. They valued delicacy and virtue. When he asked for a riddle, they told him a story. A king had three very delicate wifes. He took the first to a beautiful pond. While they were there, a lotus-petal fell in the queens lap, and the wait of it injured her. While she was healing, the king was in bed with his second wife. The moon shone through the window, and burned her. While the second wife was healing, the king went for a quite peaceful walk with his third wife. In the distance, the queen could here the sound of pestles grinding grain and it bruised her ears. These are the three delicate wives of the king. Which is the most delicate? Gob knew the answer right away, the queen who is damaged by only sound is the more delicate than a queen damaged by physical touch.
Gob had found a country whose riddles he enjoyed more than any other. Not only did the people tell riddles, the people also told stories to go with the riddles. Gob went around, gathering 22 more riddles from India. Each of them had simple stories, so Gob elaborated on the stories, deciding that a riddle is not nearly as good as a riddle and a tale.
Bibliography:
Twenty-Two Goblins, Arthur Ryder's translation of the Sanskrit Vetālapañcaviṃśati.
Second riddle taken from The Hobbit, by JRR Tolkien, 1937